Life from a Minion's Perspective

theshyacara:

go get your petpet eaten!

rainbowunicake:

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yeah but

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please explain what is this

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AISHA WAS ONE OF THE CHOICES WHAT THE HECK

One time they asked who the first Neopian to discover the Lost Desert was.

One of the choices was Dr. Sloth.

devotedslothminion:

Man, I remember when Frerard yaoi was all the rage. And I went along with it because heck yeah emo and yay, anime. Also, hello, what’s that tingly feeling down there. It makes me feel like I’m doing something I’m not supposed to.

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Man, I remember when Frerard yaoi was all the rage. And I went along with it because heck yeah emo and yay, anime. Also, hello, what’s that tingly feeling down there. It makes me feel like I’m doing something I’m not supposed to.

wha tht efuck

Apparently this qualifies as yaoi nowadays. Oh, what a time we live in. *shakes head*


"yaoi"
- Doctor Francis Q. Sloth, 2014

Um, …okay.

"yaoi"

- Doctor Francis Q. Sloth, 2014

Um, …okay.

So, all in all it’s been rather quiet today.

I’m suspicious.

devotedslothminion:

neoregrets:

chanseysluckyegg:

twloserblog:

can someone direct me to a list of nonbinary gender identities and maybe pronouns too please

That’s all made up bullshit. It’s mysterious because it’s fabricated fantasy. 

Oh I’m so glad we got a new communismkills

Does this help at all, OP?

Wait, I found a better one.

neoperks:

devotedslothminion:

neoregrets:

devotedslothminion:

neoregrets:

Teds dead thank god

Excuse me?

Yeah I’m so glad Buffy the vampire slayer FINALLY slayed dr sloths personal bath buddy

I AM NOT DR. SLOTH’S PERSONAL BATH BUDDY

praise the greenis

Wtf is that supposed to mean?