Life from a Minion's Perspective

Message from Ted: Sorry for disappearing like that. A freak magnetic storm managed to knock out our long-range communication, and I’ll be stuck here while we investigate the problem further. If everything goes well I should be back within the week. If not, then don’t worry. I’m perfectly safe. As for the competition, I’ll have to postpone the awards ceremony until I am back in Neopian territory. Apologies for the inconvenience.

neopianridicularity:

blumarooswithdicks:

devotedslothminion:

devotedslothminion:

By the way, I have more winning Asks than neomails. If you sent me an ask with the password, but didn’t send me a neomail, could you tell me your username so I can put you on the Winners List?

Thank you.

Never mind, I figured it out. Congratulations page has been updated.

omg i was so close!!!

i made top ten that’s all i could ever hope for

Well I can’t just go giving away free transmogrification potions to everyone - I’m not Master you know!

devotedslothminion:

By the way, I have more winning Asks than neomails. If you sent me an ask with the password, but didn’t send me a neomail, could you tell me your username so I can put you on the Winners List?

Thank you.

Never mind, I figured it out. Congratulations page has been updated.

By the way, I have more winning Asks than neomails. If you sent me an ask with the password, but didn’t send me a neomail, could you tell me your username so I can put you on the Winners List?

Thank you.

Yay, another one!

mermaidsibling:

devotedslothminion:

theshyacara:

neopitz:

christinaplaysneopets:

Ted, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS WHEN I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO?
Think I have to bail out now before I fail my class for neopets. 

;-;

my tears have tears. i am so frustrated T_T

i know i’m gonna feel really dumb when i finally get it (or when someone does obvS) :’(

which one are you on now?

DON’T SAY IT OUT LOUD

I have no idea what’s that about, and I apparently got it late, besides that IDK why is the page not working for me, so fuck it. Sorry Ted, but I’m not participating.

It’s still working for me. :|a

Waaait its not over right??? :o I wanna try to finish before any things revealed

Yep, still going! I’ll leave the puzzle untouched until at least Sunday to give everyone a good chance.

Wow, TEN WINNERS! Congratulations to all of you! I’ll have to find some participation prizes I think.

Night night folks!

Just to let you know, I’ll be going to bed soon, so you should get your harassment done within the next ten minutes or so.