Life from a Minion's Perspective, (I tried to do this myself, but then I gave up and...

(I tried to do this myself, but then I gave up and just stole somebody else’s instead. Oh well.)

Greetings fellow mortal. My name is classified for the moment, but in the meantime you may call me Ted.

This blog is essentially a place for me to vent my frustrations and ~~spy on~~ engage with other Neopians. When I'm not talking about work, I'll probably be slagging off TNT or making unfunny puns.

I'm a friendly person, so if you're curious just drop me an ask and I'll be sure to answer it.

I now have a side account. If you wish to neofriend me (or send me gifts, wink wink), you can do so there.